Anyone else say “Maker’s Breath” in their head instead of “Oh my God”?

jemimaaslana:

ouyangdan:

surelyforth:

swooping-is-bad:

allthechantry:

laceandcombatboots:

No? Just me?

Once I actually said it out loud.

*face palm* Totally guilty of this. Out loud, too.

Out loud and proud.

Out loud and for almost two years now. I should probably be way more embarrassed about this than I am.

<.<

Nooooo, I NEVER do that. Nope. Nuh-uh.

>.>

I tend to go with Orcus’ Hooves or Asmodeus’ Horns. Sometimes Levistus’ Breath. I especially use Orcus’ Hooves a lot. If I really feel like hissing and spitting I go with Graz’zt’s Sixth Finger

I have a whooooole list of these, from various fandoms/mythologies. “Blighted gods”, “Maker’s Breath”, “burnt body of God…” I get some odd looks, but it’s definitely worth it.

(Source: blacklaceandcombatboots)